- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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