How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

the game

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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