- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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