- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Eric is gay Ha

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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