- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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