- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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