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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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