- Anti Joke

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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