What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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