- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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