What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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I'm homeless.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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