What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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