yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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womens rights

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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like if your cool

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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