- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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