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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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