- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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