What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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