Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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