- Anti Joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen