- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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