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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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