Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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