Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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