- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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