- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Im taking a shit right now.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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