- Anti Joke

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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SHUT UP JP

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.