- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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