- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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