What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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