- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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