- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

irish man drinking john smiths

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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