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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

nolan is gay

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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