- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A American seeking into mexico

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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