- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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