- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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