Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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read this sentence again.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Praise Paisley

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Anti Joke

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