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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If you have a stroke, call 000

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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