what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Anti Joke

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