Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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ur an fagit

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Anti Joke

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