what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Where's my baby??

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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