What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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