- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

black people

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

were at work systems r down

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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