- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why? Because.

What is my name? I dont know

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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