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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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