- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

I'm tired.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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