Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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