Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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