- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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