- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Yo Momma So Fat!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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