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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Knock Knock. Doors open

school homewrok

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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