What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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womans rights...

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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