a black man walks out of popeyes

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A cat playing laser tag.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What do I hate? people

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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