- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Barack Obama is a good president.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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