What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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