- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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