- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Baby Seal walks into a club.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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