A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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