- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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