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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

a blind man walks into a wall

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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