What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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