- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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