Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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