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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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