- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the man with no head say to the women?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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