knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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12 in general

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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