A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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David Cameron

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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