- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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