- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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