- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

A gay man watches football.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than this That :(

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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