what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Suck pussy

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