What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Donald Trump

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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