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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats 1+1? window!

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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