what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Knock knock.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Suck pussy

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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