- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

I'm Polish.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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