- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side