How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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God is real.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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