- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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