- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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