Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Your mam is so fat.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

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