- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

you will like this because i am black.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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