- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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