oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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This is an anti-joke.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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