Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Hello penis

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

a irish man walks past a bar

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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