- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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