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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

I'm homeless.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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