- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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