what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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