Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Where's my baby??

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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