What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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The New York Giants

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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