- Anti Joke

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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