- Anti Joke

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.