What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Jebron Lames.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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