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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock Know! Come in!

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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