What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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