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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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