- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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