What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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