Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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