- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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