- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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