- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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