Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Once, I went to Peru.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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