Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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