- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

kieran is a homosexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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