- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Chlamydia

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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