Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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9/11 my birthday

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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