- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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