- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Yo Momma is not fat.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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