What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Anti Joke

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