- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Tony Romo

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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