- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A miserable man committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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