- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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