A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Women's rights

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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