- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Black people stink of shite!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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