What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

roses are red poo is poo

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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