A man did not like this site

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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