WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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