Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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copy me and i will kill you

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Mogok Papiti.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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