A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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