- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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