yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Urban ghettos

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's better than a stick? A stone

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