- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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