- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

The Princess is in another castle

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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