- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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